If you’re playing fantasy football this year and you’re leaning hard into the relationship between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, then I have great news for you.
As we did last year, we gave you some great, punny Taylor Swift names for your fantasy football team (All Tua Well is still really, really, REALLY good). And now, we’ve searched around the internet to collect the best of the best, the ones that took a fortnight to think about (sorry not sorry).
So here they are, in no particular order, and like our list of best fantasy football team names in general, it’s ones we could print and we linked out to those who listed them:
1
Death By a Thousand Punts


Dec 3, 2023; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Eagles punter Braden Mann (10) against the San Francisco 49ers at Lincoln Financial Field. Mandatory Credit: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports
2
You’re on Mahomes, Kid


Jul 26, 2024; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes (15) speaks to the media after training camp at Missouri Western State University. Mandatory Credit: Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports
3
Ball Too Well (Taylor’s Version)


Feb 7, 2020; Tampa, FL, USA; General view of the NFL Shield logo on the field before Super Bowl LV between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs at Raymond James Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
4
Kamara Is My Boyfriend


Oct 1, 2023; New Orleans, Louisiana, USA; New Orleans Saints running back Alvin Kamara (41) can’t catch a ball against Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Lavonte David (54) during the fourth quarter at the Caesars Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Hinton-USA TODAY Sports
5
Shake it Goff


Jan 21, 2024; Detroit, Michigan, USA; Detroit Lions quarterback Jared Goff (16) keeps the ball for a run against Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the first half in a 2024 NFC divisional round game at Ford Field. Mandatory Credit: Junfu Han-USA TODAY Sports
6
We Are Never Ever Getting Dak Together


Dec 2, 2021; New Orleans, Louisiana, USA; New Orleans Saints defensive end Carl Granderson (96) and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott (4) during the second half at Caesars Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Stephen Lew-USA TODAY Sports
7
The Tortured Pitts Department


FLOWERY BRANCH, GEORGIA – MAY 14: Kyle Pitts #8 of the Atlanta Falcons runs drills during OTA offseason workouts at the Atlanta Falcons training facility on May 14, 2024 in Flowery Branch, Georgia. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
8
Jordan Love Story


Dec 17, 2023; Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA; Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive end Logan Hall (90) smiles as he walks off the field after recovering a fumble by Green Bay Packers quarterback Jordan Love (10) late in the fourth quarter at Lambeau Field. Mandatory Credit: Dan Powers-USA TODAY Sports
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