As Jason Kelce made it perfectly clear on the latest New Heights podcast, no, he was not sleeping during Taylor Swift’s first Miami Eras Tour show on Friday.
And, on top of that, he seemed mock-mad at his buddy, former Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Beau Allen, who snapped the photo in question and shared it on social media. But thanks goodness all that happened, because we all benefitted.
How? It’s because Allen and Kelce got into a “fight” on X (formerly Twitter) in which they fired Taylor Swift lyrics at each other. It was GOLD.
Follow this whole thing, it’s amazing (also, WARNING: NSFW language ahead!):
My boi @JasonKelce said “these days I haven’t been sleeping” https://t.co/gGOomiaJu5
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
Spiderboy
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
Cause baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you’ve done
Cause baby, now we got bad blood— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
I don’t need your closure
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
And if you never bleed, you’re never gonna grow and it’s alright now.
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
enough with the lyrics, here’s a fun photo of me and you from the concert! pic.twitter.com/hYjV4xRri8
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
Here’s a throwback photo to the two of us at the Eiffel Tower pic.twitter.com/yzTBGr3roy
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
where’s the trophy he just keeps on running back to me pic.twitter.com/pLHBFUWY52
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024