Talk about a quarterback sneak!
Aaron Rodgers has seemingly disappeared into thin air and his whereabouts have become an international parlor game.
There is still no sign of the 40-year-old signal-caller, who Jets head coach Robert Saleh said Tuesday had an unexcused absence from this week’s mandatory minicamp.
The high-priced Jet took off but where has he landed?
NFL insiders speculate he’s at a ayahuasca retreat in South America or Europe.
His neighbors in New Jersey are just scratching their heads.
“He’s the Sasquatch of Cedar Grove!” quipped Dave Fletcher, who owns Cedar Beans Coffee Joint on Pompton Avenue, a Hail Mary pass from Rodgers’ $9.5 million glass mansion.
Fletcher has two tip jars at the store counter — one with a picture of the legendary QB who hasn’t been seen at Jets camp this week, and one of the mythical, ape-like creature.
“Who are you more likely to capture on film in Cedar Grove?” the java joint asks.
Sasquatch was beating Rodgers nearly 3 to 1 in cash gratuities, Fletcher said.
“I haven’t seen him,” said Ryan Esposito, owner of Empire Barbershop on Pompton Ave. “He might be on a spiritual retreat somewhere. If he comes here, I’ll give him the winning cut.”
counter — one with a picture of the legendary QB who hasn’t been seen
at Jets camp this week, and one of the mythical creature Sasquatch. Instagram @cedarbeanscoffeejoint
“Maybe he’s skiing with Lindsey Vonn at American Dream,” the mega-mall adjacent to MetLife Stadium, “or stuck in traffic on Route 3,” guessed Montclair’s Joel Greengrass, 56.